Friday, July 19, 2013

Take that Friendly Female Farmer.....said bitchy Mother Nature!

So 9 days ago I was writing about the rain and how it was "like a total drag" and stuff...right...right...and you were all with me, or at least the 3 people that read the blog were.....
and As I sit on the couch, in front of the fan...in a giant hothouse farmhouse type place with a really hot computer on my lap...I just have to think to myself.....self you brought this all on yourself.  This heat is wonderful, when you are independently wealthy and can lay by the pool while the cabana boy brings you mixed cocktails...AAaaahhhh, wouldn't that be nice.  Instead, I work and after I  go and float around on my noodle down at the local pond, Its an amazing way to cool off.  With this weather the only way to cool yourself is be immersed up to your neck in cool water, or in the AC somewhere.  I did get a laundry list of things done, before the extreme heat hit full on....
My brain is a little fried from the heat, the animals are uncomfortable...it just sucks...I know I am asking for a lot but can't we just get a little in betweeny type weather....Oh and get rid of the damned horse fly's...
Thanks so much Mother Nature...your the shit!  LOve ya!!!

Please Note, I only call Mother Nature names out of heat frustration and sarcasm, I wouldn't want her to get the wrong impression.

LOve ya'll, thanks for hanging in..

the friendly female farmer....

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